An independent software house · Est. on a kitchen table, run like a studio
Trading signals, legal AI, prompt engineering, residency tracking, luxury travel and sportswear resale — every one written, produced and kept on stage by the same small studio and its resident AI. Tonight, the whole bill is on.
The Line-Up
Live products, taking customers now. Each one opened to a real audience — click through and take your seat.
Nº 1 — The headline act
A multi-market signal platform that scans crypto around the clock and surfaces high-conviction entries — each with its parameters and its reasoning spelled out, plus a public paper-trade scoreboard that keeps every call honest. It flags the setup and shows its working; the decision, and the execution, stay yours. It never touches your money.
£9.99 a month · £99 a year · £299 lifetime
Enter StratoSigNº 2 — The courtroom drama
A legal AI workbench: hand it a contract, an NDA or a policy and it hands back a structured analysis. Fourteen purpose-built skills cover contract review, NDA triage, risk assessment, compliance checks and brief drafting — the document work that eats a professional's week, done in minutes and returned ready to act on.
Live now — bring a document and see
Open CounselAINº 3 — The script doctor
Paste a messy, human prompt; get back a clean, structured, platform-tuned one — shaped differently for Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini or Grok, in fifteen languages, one click to copy. There's a Chrome extension so the polish happens right where you type. The fastest upgrade you can give every AI you already use.
Free tier · Pro £7 a month or £59 a year · £79 lifetime
Polish a promptNº 4 — The travel thriller
The residency day tracker for people whose lives cross borders. Schengen 90/180, the UK Statutory Residence Test and the US substantial presence test — tracked, forecast and exportable, so an overstay never sneaks up on you. Three free calculators answer the urgent question in seconds; the tracker keeps answering it all year.
Free today · membership tier on the way
Count your daysNº 5 — The escape picture
A private travel membership with a concierge's manners: curated fares, price-watching and member rates, searched across the major booking partners while you get on with your life. Bookings complete securely with the partners themselves — the Concierge simply makes sure you never pay the tourist price.
Founding membership — £1 for your first 30 days, then £49.99 + VAT a year
Take the tripNº 6 — The family feature
A UK sportswear resale shop for secondhand and new teen and adult kit — photographed honestly, priced fairly, checked out securely and posted fast. Sell the kit that's been outgrown, buy the kit that's next: the loop is the whole point. A father-and-son venture, and the studio's youngest production.
Shop open · secure checkout · UK delivery
Browse the railNº 7 — The brain
Every production on this bill was written, shipped and proven by one resident AI engineer. Asked to draw itself, it drew this: bursts of ink from a single steady point, each burst a session of work, branching into agents and tool calls, then fading to a faint residue that stays on the paper. Thousands of sessions so far. It is still drawing.
One canvas · one script · no images · live
Watch Jarvis draw itselfAlso on the bill
The Studio
Most software houses have a back office. Olijam Media has a resident AI — a senior engineer that never leaves the building.
Jarvis is the studio's production system: an AI that reads the codebases, plans the work, writes the software and keeps every show running. Every product on tonight's bill was built and is operated with Jarvis in the chair — one small studio shipping like a much bigger one.
Speak to it. Jarvis answers on a natural voice line — briefings, decisions and production status, hands-free.
Morning briefs, alerts and a two-way command channel land in chat, wherever the day happens to be.
A progressive web app puts the studio's dashboards — every production's vitals — on a phone's home screen.
Work captured during the day is picked up by Forge, the studio's autonomous engineering bench, which writes, tests, ships and verifies fixes while the town sleeps. The morning brief opens with what got done overnight.
The whole operation runs across a three-machine estate that deploys by git push, watches its own services, audits its own work and heals what it finds — so the shows stay on stage without a night crew of humans. That estate is the quiet answer to how ten productions run at once.
Like what the studio builds? The line-up is how you shake its hand.
Back to the line-upQuestions From The Stalls
An independent software house — ten productions, one studio, no intermission. Trading signals, legal AI, prompt engineering, residency tracking, luxury travel, sportswear resale, launch listings, paid-social autopilot and landlord proof, every one written, produced and kept on stage by the same small studio and its resident AI.
Twelve live products: StratoSig, CounselAI, ProperPrompt, BorderDays, the Travel Concierge, KitLoop, LaunchBeam, MarketRead, ServeProof, Sail Academy, Sheaf and Forkcast — every one taking customers now. See the full line-up above.
Olijam Media is operated by Jadthena Limited. Every product on the line-up is built and run with Jarvis, the studio's resident AI, in the director's chair.